A Very Special Blog. For Jowie in honour of our reunion tomorrow.
Dear Mr. Porter/Canadian Idol,My friend Jowie is interested in having intimate relations with you. She is convinced that you're not a girl and, more importantly, that you're not a muppet.
She would like you to know that she's quite violent in her lovemaking. You should probably strap yourself in and feel the gee's.
Love,
Toni
posted by Toni @ 7:33 PM
2 Comments:
Your lies are filled with lies! Get that little girl away from me, with her demonic voice and offensively curly do!
The only truth in this blog is about my violent lovemaking. I'm not done unless someone is bruised!
sick, very sick, but entertaining.
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