St. Patrick's Day.

A day to get drunk and disorderly before noon. Seriously, there were guys being belligerent from their front porch, holding cups of beer while I was waiting for the bus at 11:30 AM. They tapped a keg before noon. Good job. Probably had to get up early just so you could get extra shit-faced.

Better way to celebrate the day? Make out with me. I'm Irish.