The acrostic poem I sent Susan

Super
Umbra
Sly like a fox
Awesomely Super
Neat dude

I watched Kiss Kiss Bang Bang without her because I'm inherently absentminded. Thus I wrote the above poem in her honour. Susan says its the worst acrostic poem ever composed in her honour. I just don't think that's possible. I don't think she noticed that I managed to use super twice.

I guess I'm going to have to try harder to get back in her good books.