Have you heard?

Susan's totally into me.

That's totally my knee.

Possibly because I'm Irish. You can tell us apart because of the green hats.

Jo is NOT down.

We don't care, we'll be happy forever. Except....gasp...what is that written on my hand?

Sorry Susan, a gaggle of men stole my heart long ago. You know it's true because it was scribed onto my hand by a mysterious stranger, in permanent marker.