Jo Travo

Well, I'm both frightened and turned on. Again. He's so shiny, it's kind of hypnotic. I wonder who had the shit job of buffing him to a fine shine and making his hair look nice and wet before the shoot. Also? That loincloth is literally hanging on by a thread. Only the collective will of humanity is keeping it up. Look at him though, he doesn't care. He's going to punch anyone that doesn't like his loincloth. Punch or pose menacingly.