I can write rhetorical letters too.

Dear Jo,

If you insist on playing My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas AND watching their music video while I'm in hearing distance I'll have to take steps to remedy the situation.




Step 1: Tell you I'm ashamed of you
Step 2: Shove sand down your pants.

I know, it escalated pretty quickly. But I'm inherently impatient, I don't have time to wait for results.

Love,
Toni