Deatchmatch!

Susan and I are going to have to have a deatchmatch over the Slowly Going Bald dude as I've just visited his blog again and fallen back in fake-internet-love.

Excerpt:
Suggestions Given to me by my boss at my recent annual review:

Stop signing e-mails to my boss with "I wish I knew how to quit you."

Stop cc-ing aforementioned e-mails to the entire company.

Now GO. Just do it. And read the rest of it too.

Susan, I'll meet you outside for Pistols at Dawn. Okay, not dawn, I haven't seen dawn in a fortnight (fortnight = forever). Pistols at 1:30 in the afternoon then.