Existential Crisis
This essay will never be finished.
Monday marks the second to last Monday of classes.
I have to move out of this house by the end of April.
Into a dumpster. Probably.
I'm going to end up working no where and my evil aunt will laugh because my life has gone no place special.
posted by Toni @ 9:15 PM
3 Comments:
No, you will be something. You will be a fine writer one day. You are truly funny. I am middle-aged and read you daily to remind me of my college days. Believe me, the only thing different is computers and cell phones. I was broke all the time. I partied. I was totally girl crazy. I wondered about the future. I worried about grades. Once I sold a pint of plasma at a plasma center for 7 bucks because it was easier than working, and I wanted to eat pizza on the weekend. So don't worry that you are going nowhere. You'll be somebody. Just keep up the good work and keep moving forward. And thanks for being so entertaining.
dearest Toni Bank,
May I live in the dumpster with you? How much rent is that? Cuz I'm on a budget.
Love,
Jowie "my life is over after university" Jafaar
life lessons of the day:
1. everyone is crazy
2. schools (and essays in particular) are crap
3. evil aunts usually wind up with warts on their noses, whereas their angelic nieces do not
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