Dear Boy of my Dreams,

We are having a party this evening and it occurs to me that it would be a particularly good evening for you to make an appearance for the following reasons:

1) The house will be clean.
2) I will be extra clean.
3) I will be rather drunk.
4) I like to paw at people when I'm drunk (ie. You, Dreamboy)


Please have dark hair and light eyes and be tall and have some cool glasses, kthanx.

Love,
Toni