David Hasselhoff

I often wondered...okay, not often. Amendment: Occasionally, I've wondered if any celebrity like David Hasselhoff, who by rights should have been shuffled off into obscurity long ago but continues to be a source of amusement to the multitudes, can possibly take themselves seriously.

I've uncovered evidence that he cannot and, indeed, does not.

David Hasselhoff is Hooked on a Feeling.