Waiting.

It occurs to me that readers of the blog don't necessarily want me to meditate on my various stages of cleanliness. Or maybe that's all you want. Feel free to tell me. In fact, we could conduct some sort of informal poll. Collect some data, as it were.

No?

What's that you say? You're never reading my blog again?

Oh.

Fair enough.

This is all your fault. If you were already at the house, I wouldn't be bored and posting things.

I'm blameless in the entire affair.