Brothel Secrets.

I haven't been this dirty in my entire life. Sitting in a pile of my own filth, I've been writing a paper. Standing in that same filth I've been doing a little bit of cleaning so we can fool all of the people attending our soiree this evening that we're not dirty university students with dust and hair on every surface of our house.

Guess the cat's out of the bag. Don't tell anyone okay?