The first of many. Professor Jo.

Professor Jo says: There are two types of people in this world, those who want to be Toni and those who are Toni.

Sweet. I win. Sorry to all you poor bastards.


Then I told Jo to do an impression of me. To wit:


Hmmm. Doesn't seem particularly flattering. I assume that's because she's in the category of people that want to be Toni but, in fact, are not Toni. Sucker.