The continuing saga of Toni and Susan

Susan -- that hurts
Toni- well, i'm a jerk
Susan -- and how!!
Toni- it's just easier that way...if i'm nice to you, you start getting "ideas"
Susan -- look, I've put the diary, the lock of your hair, that towel you dried your hands on that time, your old toothbrush you threw out, and several pairs of your underwear into a special box and had a burying ceremony for closure... what more do you want from me??
Toni- well...i want you to make it so i can go back in time so that i never ever knew that you had some of my underwear....alternatively, some brain bleach would work just fine...or even a hammer to my temple


Shut up. I'm very busy and important.