Not that I don't appreciate the thought Jesus...

But I've still got two midterms tomorrow. Couldn't you have sent a storm with a little more wrath-of-God? You know, just enough to keep the school closed an extra day but not so much that we can't venture out for supplies.

Thanks,
Toni Bank

p.s.-Seriously J.C., I don't have classes today anyway. It's kind of like you're mocking me.