What up Toni,

Yeah, sorry about the snowstorm. In my defense we do have a lot on our plate up here. Like your two midterms times a million billion. So if you think you can do a better job (and you become omnipotent, biatch) get your butt up here. Until then, try not to swear so much. And stop coveting Barb's hair, Susan's hot ass and Jo's...Jo.

Peace out,
Jesus

p.s.- We weren't kidding about that masturbation thing. Lay off. And tell your friends to do the same.