The Negaverse

I have been conducting some informal research into the negaverse and have come up with the following conclusions:

Did you know that in the negaverse I would be excessively rich? Also, Jo wouldn't love drugs. Someone would pay me to go to school and I would be well sexed. I would be the hottest girl around and my hair would be shiny and manageable and I'd have time to build that time machine I've been promising Jo for so long. Of course I'd also be stupid and unfunny.

But I would be well sexed.

Jo would like me to tell you that she hypothesizes that crap would go back up your butt. Perhaps the one drawback of the Negaverse.