Why Jo is Awesome

Jo and I were conversing on MSN and I was complaining about my current outfit, which includes a pair of shorts that have a lightening bolt painted on the back. Painted by Jo, I must add. This is what she told me:

Jo: the shorts say you are a girl who is secure in her looks and yet not too cocky, the lightning bolt says that you are a goddess of epic proportions, and that zeus himself had to brand you with his calling card: the lighting bolt

'Nuff said.