This one's for you muffin!

Today in Toni:

Back in Hamilton. Excited to see Sheri-Ann and Jenn, could do without the rest. Brian and Deanna are always the same. As I've mentioned to nearly everyone that isn't Brian and Deanna, the best part about coming home is seeing my cat. If you think that makes me a bad person then you don't know me very well...there's plenty of other personality flaws that are much worse.

Talked to a certain Subu of mine today. She is a glorious goddess and soon to be major-motion picture star. Certainly, she will forget about the little people or the not-so-little-people, like myself very soon and thus I must express my everlasting affection for her RIGHT NOW.

I HAVE EVERLASTING AFFECTION FOR SUBUTRONIA.

There. *Phew* Glad that's done.

As any of you that are also reading Susan's blog are aware, she has been doing extra work in a Bruce Willis film this summer. Ever since she started doing extra work I find myself watching movies and TV and paying special attention to the extras. I was watching Shakespeare in Love the other day (which is quite good. Joseph Fiennes is not unhot and the Romeo and Juliet stuff with him and Gwyneth Paltrow is GLORIOUSLY FANTASTIC) and I kept looking at the people wandering around in the background. I was, naturally, sighing due to my unrequited love for Susan and imagining her as one of the early modern ruffians that enriched my movie watching experience.

In conclusion, I'm a hot tamale and I need to replenish my fluids like whoa. If any of you have an air conditioner that you're trying to get rid off or, failing that, two studly males with large palm fronds, send them my way.