All I want to do is watch Footie.

Despite the fact that I was as dirty as a big dirtpile today, I absolutely had to wait until half time to shower. Italy v. USA. It was an exciting game, three red cards! The Americans played with nine men for most of the second half. Result? Draw. Still so good. Oh man, watching professional sports brings out the worst in me.

Sven-Goran Erikkson, England's coach, is cooler than you.