The searing kiss of hot lead; how I missed you.

Having finished my Celtic Britain and Ireland class, successfully, I have decided to pass on my knowledge to the masses. Luckily for you I either a) didn't learn much or b) am a genuis not unlike Einstein and have summed up the course in a Simpsons quote:

Groundskeeper Willie: It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people.
Groundskeeper Willie: You just made an enemy for life!

I win at life.